Dear Cleigh,

Just think of it this way old pal! You ARE a Mudcat icon in the best possible sense and I'm sure 'Spaw will continue to let all the good 'Catters have a tootle up your arse.

Dear Katlaughing has it about right old fella, this willie-waver could become an icon for all those REAL LITTLE PISSANTS that constantly get up poor 'Spaws nose. This would surely put him in thouroughly positive mood and I'm sure he'll give you a tootle any time you like!

Remember, what seems like adversity and an insult could actually be a blessing in disguise!

Don't forget that a big man clad in black leathers rode a very powerful motorbike indeed at high speed along Europe's most dangerous roads to rendevous with Bill in order to deliver this little rascal unto 'Spaw. Nobody would have done that unless they'd either had world domination in mind or the more noble intentions of ensuring that all the "little pissants" who pop up from time to time at Mudcat got a good soaking from THE MASTER PISSANT of all!

So try to think of it positively dear little friend!

Tootle-oo for now!

mooman