Just thank goodness Spaw saved you from a shelf at the Ravens' Roadkill Cafe and gave you a nice, dry, warm pedestal type shelf, you ungrateful varmit. And think of how thoughtful Spaw was to get you a buddy to keep you company, even though he's always pissing at everything you say... at least you have company for the ennui.

How'd you like to be next to Spike, my porcupine ? He never gets the treatment you do !!! Well, once, but that required a visit to the vet. It was either that or dye the quills so that it looked like a natural 'stache.

So lighten up or I'll sic Spikey on 'ya and he fights dirty. I mean it, he's a porcupique. He s***s where he sleeps. Can't get tougher than that !