*singing*

When I'm up I can't get down
Can't get down can't get level
When I'm up I can't get down
Put my feet back on the ground

Or

"From the rockin' of the cradle
To the rolling of hearse
The goin' up, was worth the comin' down

Folks are gonna get up somehow... may as well make the stuff as safe as possible eh!
I'll stick to pints of black myself... and decks of smokes...

;-)