OK Nathan, then you would be:

*!*

But if you award that I think you'll be sorry. They don't grow on trees, whereas knickers are a renewable resource!

You'll have to make any necessary size adjustments, etc. if you do decide to give a prize though. Since YMMV. :~)

Here is the clean alternative:

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  /==*==\
  |  |  |
  |  |  |
  |     |
  |  ^  |
  |  |  |
  |  |  |
  |  |  |
  |##|##|
  |  |  |
  |  |  |
  |  |  |
  |  |  |
   == ==

You fill those jeans so nicely, but please, put on a shirt! *G*

~S~