After all this time being fed a steady diet of retroactive saliva, NOW he complains???? For that, he gets the maiden shower hisself!

More likely he's jealous, you know, having seen Spaw and Pissant out in the yard practicing for my garden-fountain try-outs. It's okay my poor sad, neglected Cleigh-oh. When you get tired of Europe, bring your wee mudden self over west and Auntie Jen will take care of you.

Tootles,
JE