Why should the Jewish people have all the jokes? Here are some about Orthodox Christians.

What do you call a ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN with half a brain? Gifted!

How do ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN braincells die? Alone.

What do you call a ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN with 2 brain cells? Pregnant.

Why didn't the ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN want a window seat on the plane? They just got a perm didn't want it blown around too much.

Why is it good to have a ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN passenger? You can park in the handicap zone.

What was the ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN psychic's greatest achievment? An IN-body experience!

How do you make a ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Why should ORTHODOX CHRISTIANs not be given coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them.

How can you tell if a ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN has been using the computer? There's white-out on the screen.

How can you tell if another ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN has been using the computer? There's writing on the white-out.

Why don't ORTHODOX CHRISTIANs eat Jello? They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.

Why don't ORTHODOX CHRISTIANs eat pickles? Because they can't get their head in the jar.

Why do ORTHODOX CHRISTIANs drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.

Why do ORTHODOX CHRISTIANs have TGIF on their shoes? Toes Go In First.

What does a ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN say when you blow in their ear? "Thanks for the refill!"

What is it called when a ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN blows in another ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN's ear? Data transfer.

What do you call 10 ORTHODOX CHRISTIANs standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.

What do you call 15 ORTHODOX CHRISTIANs in a circle? A dope ring.

Why did the ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN scale the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

What do you do when a ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN throws a hand grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

If a ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN and a non-ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first? The non-ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN. The ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN has to stop to ask for directions.

What happens when a ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN gets Alzheimers disease? Their IQ goes up!

What is the difference between a smart ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been spotted.

What do a ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up.

Why did the ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN drown in the pool? Someone left a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

What do you get when you offer a ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN a penny for their thoughts? Change.

What do you get when you cross a ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN and a gorilla? Who knows, there is only so much a gorilla can be forced to do.

Why does a ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN only change the baby's diapers once a month? Because it says right on the box, "good for up to 20 pounds."

Why did the ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN get so excited after finishing the jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? Because it said on the box, "From 2-4 years."

How do you amuse a ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN for hours? Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

What did the ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN say when they looked into a box of Cheerios? "Oh look! Donut seeds!"

Why do ORTHODOX CHRISTIANs drive VW's? Because they can't spell PORSCHE!

How do you make a ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN laugh on Monday mornings? Tell them a joke on Friday night!

What job function does a ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN have in an M&M factory? Proofreading.

Why did the ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out the W's.

What do you call a ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN skeleton in the closet? Last year's hide and seek champ.

What does a ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN say when you ask them if your turn signal is on? It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.

Did you hear about the ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? They went to see "Closed for the Winter".

What do you call a ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN in an institution of higher learning? A visitor.

Did you hear about the ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN coyote? Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

How do you get a one-armed ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN out of a tree? Wave.

How do you confuse a ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN? You don't. They're born that way.

How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN? There is a stamp on it.

Why don't ORTHODOX CHRISTIANs double recipes? The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.

Why don't ORTHODOX CHRISTIANs make good pharmacists? They can't get the bottle into the typewriter.

Why don't ORTHODOX CHRISTIANs call 911 in an emergency? They can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.

Why did the ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN keep a coat hanger in the back seat? In case they lock the keys in their car.

What are the worst six years in a ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN's life? Third Grade.

Why is the ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN's brain the size of a pea in the morning? It swells at night.

What did the ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN do when told that 90% of accidents occur around the home? Moved.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN parade.

How do you keep a ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

What do you call a ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN wearing a leather jacket on a motorcycle? Rebel without a clue.