This reminds me of a game my then-8-year-old stepson and I used to play, making up riddles about states. That is, I made them up and he tried to solve them. For example, "What state is married? Mrs. Sippi." "In what state do mathematicians live? Pencil-vania." "What state has lots of cars? Road Island." Well, I didn't say they were great....

Aloha,
Mark