I take that as a challenge, Deckman. I don't have any new ones right now, but here's one of my own that I've recycled from the 'Limericks, anyone?' thread. Most of that thread was about the dimensions of Spaw's (*ahem*) ...little friend.
A man with a six foot long johnson
Who wanted to go to Wisconsin
Created a fuss
When he boarded the bus
Cause they couldn't fit all of his schlong in

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