HOORAY AND HALELUJIA (so I don't know how to spell)

After a month o trying to get this one started with no success, just writing about it in the forum seems to have broken the ice. However, I've only been able to squeeze out one lousy verse. I'd really like to share credit with this one, soput on the thinking cap PLEASE

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singing
"Honesty's all out of fashion
These are the riggs of the time---time,
These are the rigs of the time.