There I was minding my own business over a pint in the Jug when the bearded one started going on about the Mudcat cafe " Where's that Bill " I said "On the internet "he replied "Is that near here ?" I asked "Is there a bus?" He said I needed to buy a computer so I did 'cos I do as I'm told. One of my first questions was "Do slugs swing?" and the rest is history really!!!Twelve months later I'm posing nude for calendars!!!! And I'm on the 2nd computer so that conversation with Bill cost me about £2000. Hmmm! Worth every penny Bill! :)