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I'm Skippy, the Yorkshire Terrorist, let me outta this cage. I know Skippy is a stupid human name. Why couldn't I be Rambo, or Brutus, or Taz, or Ulysses... I'm 5 lbs of rompin' stompin' terror, and I'll lead the way...uh is that primeval forest...when's supper? Who'll feed me? Any vacuum cleaners about? yap yap yap