Monty stretched languidly in the sun,thinking, well I wasn't that hungry anyway. Damned loud mouth parrot.

"Miz Marlene Dercat, I thought you'd like to know that I do have a name. It is Monty.I will behave myself as a gentleman in the future as long as those rodents stay clear if I have hunger pangs."

Of course we could always serve the parrot up as a seagull if necessary"