A terrorist goes into a pub with an UZI and demands, "Are there any fiddlers here?". The one tries to hide his fiddle behind him, but to no avail. The terrorist sees it and asks "Bluegrass or Irish?". The nervous young man stammers, "Ir-rish". The terrorists points the gun at him and orders him to play. The fiddler does his best and scrapes through a reel and the terrorist demands he keep going. The fiddler plays through his entire reperetoire before the terrorist is satisfied...........


................and guns down the 50 bodhránists playing along!!


Rich
I figured it would hurt a lot less if I posted it myself than if someone else did.