Ey, Mates! Whaddaye say ye loads up the "Grand Turk" wi' tea & folksingers an cruise on over tae the (former) Colonies fer a spell??!
Come ashore 'ere in Portland; we'll show ye a much more cordial reception than th' one ye got from them Hooligans down t' Boston the last time! An' if ye gots room in yer hold fer a couppla kegs o' that good auld stout or porter, then all's the better!
Yo Ho-Ho, & etc... "Uncle Jaque" of Yarmouth, Maine