HEY! SPAW!!! WAKE UP!!! Someone's been dicking around with your ticker!!! Or is it docking around with your tocker? Or decking around... awww, never mind.

Pat, I have never known so great a friend, from so far a distance, sing so true a note in so gruff a tone, or play so many people so clearly and smoothly, and with such fat fingers, too!!!

You are deeply loved, whether anyone admits or not, so shut up and get used to it.

Love,

A