Hey you saggy-assed tortoise! Don't let the turkeys get ya down - pluck 'em and fry 'em up Cajun style ;-)

There's a candle that's been burning for you here at Moon on the Hill, and our prayers are with you and Karen. We love you, you ole buggah, so you'd best be gettin' better toot-sweet! This place just ain't the same without you around causin' trouble ;-)

And Karen, don't let the ole fart get to you -- you know how men are -- if he gets on your nerves too bad, hit him with the bedpan and short-sheet him when the nurses ain't looking!

Hugs and snogs from deepest, hottest Texas, Áine