I just remembered the speach that Edi Amin gave to the doctors in the documentery... "The most important thing, to be good doctors, is to wash your hands!" This is very good advice, and remember to tell your doctors this. In order to get on your doctors best side, I would say something like, "Oh! One more thing, Edi Amin, a hero of mine, and one hell of a good cook, always said Doctors should wash their hands. So before you go mucking about in my inards, remember what President Amin said, and do wash very very well, and please if you must smoke during the operation, don't flick the ashes into me, that may not be very higenic."
Lighting a candle to St. Boomer, as mentioned above,
Larry and Genie