I think this has been here before, but I couldn't find it.
On the first day home for Christmas my mother said to me:
1.You've no decent clothes to wear.
2.You've put on some weight,
3.You should get a job,
4.Visit your Aunt Sally
5.No boyfriend yet!
6.What's that in your suitcase?!
7.Do you smoke marijuana?
8.Ester has three kids now,
9.Sarah's getting married,
10.Are you still on foodstamps?
11.Your life is a disaster!
12.We will always love you.

blessings,
Barbara