I once slept with the drummer from Ash (this might interest Matt, knowing his penchant for popular music). By the way, it was nothing sexual - he fell asleep across my legs at a party and I woke up thinking I was paralysed from too much gin. What a bloody tenuous claim to fame.
Oh, Oliver Reed kissed my hand. That's much more interesting!
I beat Mmario in the World Pillow Fighting Championships after his undefeated reign of 5 consecutive seasons. Honest. Would I tell a lie?