The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #35695   Message #488675
Posted By: Midchuck
21-Jun-01 - 08:28 AM
Thread Name: Any Mudcaters in Fife?
Subject: RE: Any Mudcaters in Fife?
A mudcatter living in Fife
Made love to the corpse of his wife.
He explained to the Judge:
"She was cold, didn't budge!
Just the same as she'd acted in life!"

Sorry (tee hee)

Peter.