So if there are going to be any atheist songs, they will have to be written by theists like us.

Let's see now. "And Can It Be" would become reeeeeeeally short.

And Can It Be that there's a god?
No.

What else? "Leaning on the Everlasting Arms" might become "Standing on My Own Two F***ing Feet."

Oh the Ambrose Bierce Dictionareeee,
That's the Book for me!

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Alex