I wrote a song last month or so for Larry Dossey, on the subject of Alternative Therapy! -- he's a senior editor on the board of a publication in these parts on the subject -- and it had him ROTFL. So it's only fair he should provide inspiration back to Catspaw! :>

It starts out (to the tune of "In the Jailhouse Now"):

Wal, I knew a nurse named Susy;
She used to be a floozy,
Until she learned about the laying on of hands....

Well, anyway, Larry Dossey loved it.

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