Tone deaf A--H---s who tell stupid jokes like Can you sing tenor? Tenor twenty miles away.

and

Do you know who sings that song? Then let him sing it.

I have heard these a few times but never from someone who knew the smallest thing about music. You know that they've been dying to use these things ever since they first heard them. And you know they are too ignorant to know better. And you know that you will get in trouble if you choke the life out of them then and there.......