Beans, beans, the energy fruit
The more you eat, the more you scoot
The more you scoot, the farther you go
So eat your beans, they're good you know.

Beans, beans, they're good for your heart
And getting earth friendly cars to start
If that's not enough, it's fun to fart
So eat some beans (and then go over to flattop's house and ambush some joggers with dog shit or jump out from the bushes at them and make rude noises or something... )

What the hell, right?