Great song, Clifton! Feel free to add more to it this weekend, OK? Meanwhile, here's your Silver B.L.O.B. for:

Sittin' up here upon my perch
Just like a priest inside the church
I hear every word that's said
Jot them down inside my head
I'll nail his carcass to the wall
If the judge will let me cawl

I love it! -- Áine