LMAO! Wonderful stuff!

When I was a Mynah (younger daze- to 'When I was Single')

I was just a chick when he brought me home
Now all he wants are the chicks on the phone
It's "Yes I love you," "I'll divorce her"
"Please be patient" while I sit alone

She walked in the door and I chirped a hello
The rest of it slipped out, how did she know?
It's "Yes, I love you," "I'll divorce her"
"Please be patient" just like on the phone

I don't know Pavlov, but the guy must be smart
When I hear the ringing it speeds up my heart and
It's "Yes, I love you" "I'll divorce her"
"Please be patient" all from the start

Went to the lawyer and he looked at me sage
They'd need more black and white than what's in my cage
With my "Yes, I love you" "I'll divorce her"
"Please be patient" while I turn the page

If they'd only asked, I could've told them more
All that I'd heard through the bedroom door
More than "Yes. I love you" "I'll divorce her"
"Please be patient" and that's for sure