MMMMMmmmmmmmmm, Mossman! (picture Homer seeing a doughnut)
Jim, can I trade you my house for your Mossman? (Mine suffered 'neck twist' and I sold it). Finest acoustic guitar (other than that) that I ever owned.
Guest: yup, thumb, it's the only one left.
Noreen, you're right. A gentleman should NEVER ask a lady to shave her neck. Send your guitar to a spa and let then do it! 'Course I once had this girlfriend who played Grand piano. Seemed the piano legs were a bit on the stubby side, so I suggested she sh..............sorry!
Marion: You're right. I shall not rest til the world is full of six string Fs.