My son once said to me, "It's a good thing women don't have beards!" I asked him why and he said, "Just imagine all the weird shapes and twists, and all the time they'd spend shaping them!"

I had to laugh. He was right! Thank God for our differences.

As for the article? Hogwash! Like most men, I comb my hair once a day, whether it needs it or not. That and maybe a toothbrush or two is as much preening as my genetic code will support - in spite of years of careful training. As my wife would say, "Men are pigs!" ... and I remind her we had to work hard to get that far!