Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! (gasp!) ROTFLMAO!!! This site is the ne plus ultra of dumb rock bands. It reminds me of the guys I rented various houses with in the early 70's in Toronto. They were all in rock bands, and I was a folkie. Ah, yes, every witless act, every foolish indulgence...it's all there. Wonderful stuff! My God, those guys look so familiar...

Spohocleese - How about Lapidary Analysis 202? Or PreCambrian Strata 301?

- LH

p.s. Check out the section on "Rock and Romance". Hilarious! Then check out "The Advantages of Opening for a Big Name Act". Even better.