Spaw:

Quit yer whining!!! Get yer ass back on the modem where it belongs. If you'd get over the luxury of being allowed to sleep all day (to make up for being woken up ten times a night!) and moved your butt back home you could be eating ham steaks and home-fried potatoes with red-eye gravy by now!!!

Anyway, we all love yer furry little ass and want it back among us -- figuratively speaking of course -- as soon as can be!

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