And Cheddar is a city in which country? (as if I couldn't guess)

Actually, my dictionary says Cheddar cheese was originally made in Cheddar in Somerset in England. That must have been before they started eating brie, eh?

I've been exiled in California for 25 years, kind of like Napoleon in Corsica, I think. They make something here they call Wisconsin cheese. Yuck.

-Joe Offer, lost Wisconsinite-