Hmmm. All he does is complain, moan, and bitch. Sounds like the ol' Spaw we know and love! Must not be too far from recooperatified.

Get better now, you old poser! You can't stay in the hospital just because the nurse with the low-cut scrubs and the habit of bending over you doesn't come back until Tuesday. Besides, she found out you were married and traded in her plunging neckline for a mock turtleneck. So get your ass well, and out of there, you old sinner!

Alex, who's delighted to hear you're almost home.