Artbrooks, A boss of mine used to tell this story about his Drill Sergeant. The Sergeant was escorting his troop into church for a service when one of the privates forgot to remove his hat inside the church.
The Drill Sergeant whips the guys hat off and yells in a thick Cockney accent in his full parade ground voice
"Git yer 'at orf, yer in the 'ouse of Gawd - CUNT!"