Looks like I'll miss the Great Homecoming as by this time on Thursday (c. 4.30 UK time)I hope to be on Kalymnos having my first bottle of Mythos with Yorgos and giving him a pub prop and a cassette I've made for him (what's Greek for skiffle?).
So give the old whatsit a welcome home for me when it happens and I'll catch up with the insults in a couple of weeks.
RtS (Deputy Director and Chief bedpan operative NYCFTTS)