This is so COOL! Yeah, Thor, we are still tryin to get a good name for the band, eh? Most of the good names have been taken. There is a dumb band around here sometimes, and they are called "Free Beer"!!! They played the Hotel here one time and so their name was like up on the sign eh, and everybody thought it meant the place was servin free beer! The place was flippin' packed, man!!!

Only thing was, then we found out that the friggin band was called Free Beer, and were we ever ticked! Me and my buddies started bangin' our fists on the tables. We DEMANDED free beer, cos it was on the sign, and that's false advetising if they don't sreve it eh?

Well it ended up in a big fight. Some bouncer punched me in the eye, and I got a split lip too. I never did get to hear the flippin' band at all. They suck! But I've gotta admit they had a smart idea for a name. Sort of smart, anyway....the hOtel is bein renovated now.

I will hafta see if I can score some more dynamite and I will let you know.

Amos - What are you ON, man? I flippin' wish I could get some! You are gonna screw up them Swedish musicians bad, unless you know something I don't... (not friggin likely!)

Carol - Hey, don't feel bad! I flunked the flippin' test too. 28 times! I tried it every way posible. I think it's been rigged. I am not gonna let a totaly stupid friggin test stop me from becoming a ROCK GOD. No flippin' way. F**k the test! All you gotta do is like Nigel, you turn the amps up to ELEVEN and ROCK ON!!!!

Take no flippin' prisoners!

Geez, I'm spellin pretty good today...I think I need a cuppla more beers and a snooze. See ya.

BDiBR