Get out. You lie like a rug. That flippin' test dont work no matter how you answer it. And there aint no 16 million ways to do it neether! I would believe maybe 148 ways...but 16 million????!!! Give me an F-in break, eh!

I wasn't like born yesterday. Do I look stupid or what?

There are a few like basic things ya gotta do to play Rock and I have got em all mastered, man.

I'll see you from the stage, loser!

Meenwhile, you should see my brother playin the guitar! Funny or what! He looks more wasted than Neil Young on a Sunday afternoon, eh? I can just tell that we are gonna go far. Get ready, groopies! Here we come!

I am tryin to get my brother to call the band Blind Drunk in Blind River, but he dont want to. He wants to call it Instruments of Destruction. What a stupid idea!!! He is just jealous cos I am a Internet personallity, and he is not. He will come around in a while. I am gonna see to that.

BDiBR