A celebratory chorus for now:

What he needs is a proper cup of coffee made from the droppings of a civet cat. He might not like the taste, but with luck it might be better than a Mudcat moggie's waste. Fierce alley cats or worse smelly cats leave samples at his door, But he can't have the droppings of a proper kopi civet cat - so the Marmite might just have to do for 'spaw.