Wal, gnu, this ol' Texas hand came to visit the Big Apple and ended up buying hisself a beer in one of the many bars therein, and struck up a conversation with a fine looking young woman. She asked hiom (because of his hat) if he was a REAL cowboy, and he allowed he was, and after a bit of chat he asked her what she did.

"Oh," she replied, "I'm a lesbian!"

"Oh, yeah? Well, what's that?"

"Well, it means I like making love to women!!"

"Oh, I get ya....hmmm....innerestin'!"

Well, by'n'by she wanders off and he's sittin' there nursing his beer and another nice looking lady comes up and asks him, "Are you a REAL cowboy??"

"Well, ma'a'm, I useta think that's what I wuz. But now I think I must be a lesbian!"

Whaddya mean, not funny!!!??

Whassamadda you?

Geeez, some folks got no sensa yewma!!

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