LOL!!! What remarkable genius appears when a license is issued to make toilet jokes!!! Do you suppose we of the Folkie persuasion are...somehow arrested in our development???

If Luwak fo'me
An' Luwak fo' you
An' Luwak for all, de same!
Then Ah lak-a say
Mebbe today
Barista bettah change her name!

A young barista sweet there was,
From a far-off foreign land
Who just to earn her daily buck
At Starbuck's leant a hand
But customer's were being rude
As they are wont to do,
And so she filled their Mochas up
With brew of civet poo! Ohhh,

If Luwak fo'me
An' Luwak fo' you
An' Luwak for all, de same!
Then Ah lak-a say
Mebbe today
Barista bettah change her name!

Her harsh revenge was soon found out
Too soon, her fate did come,
An older victim read about
Joe from a civet bum
And soon the manager was told
And awful was his shame,
And so he told that maiden sweet
To catch a midnight train! Ohhh...

If Luwak fo'me
An' Luwak fo' you
An' Luwak for all, de same!
Then Ah lak-a say
Mebbe today
Barista bettah change her name!

Regards,

A