Awwww!! C'mon, darlin -- fill them pinched nerves with that green mystic beamlight and HEALLLLL!!!!
So this horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,
"Why the long face?"
Ask Jenna to send you the Tale of the Hungry Duck....
Or ask her to describe the grease trap down at the Lucid Goose or whatever that steamy restaurant is called...
The problem is probably that you are getting up too early. You've been told this is only the Right and Moral way to live, I imagine. But just remember, lass: The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Actualy if ya don't heal you can sue those jerks!! Get a lawyer, but make sure it is a good one. It pays to keep in mind that 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
And as long as you're set on living in Bush country, remember to support bacteria -- they're the only culture some people have!!! BodddaBang, boddabing!!! Get stretched with some Epson Salts in a hot bath or whatever else makes the ache go away, and recover!!!! Remember those Green Beams!!!