The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #35985   Message #494447
Posted By: katlaughing
28-Jun-01 - 10:53 PM
Thread Name: BS: Make Me Laugh - My Back's Gone Out!!
Subject: RE: BS: Make Me Laugh - My Back's Gone Out!!
Oh my dear darlin', don't you go near that codeine, no matter what our Songstress says! Remember the lollipop people! **BG** Think Tiger Balm and aspirin; think standing in the shower, with help of course, and letting the water loosen all those tight-ass muscles. Think relaxed and blow out those long deep breaths, slow-like, now, no hyper-ventilating. If I have to I'll put a paper bag in front of your face and make you breath in it all night!**BG**

NOW, think about how we Mudcat Righteous Wimmin, Your Sisters, are gonna come down there and kick that rat-assed bastard of a snivelling, runny candy-nosed, lazy, good for nothing, supposed a/c repairman where the sun don't shine and his ass isn't gonna be in TexASS anymore! Nope, nosiree, he's not gonna be anywhere near our Goddess-Sister, sitting on his pointy, devil-tailed butt in an a/c truck while she does the work he's being paid for, putting out her back! By the time we get done with him, he WILL know how to treat a lady and he WILL know how do do an honest day's work, or he will get picked to pieces by the Buzzards of the driest, the hottest, the most snake-infested, gawdforsaken patch of desert on gawd's otherwise green earth and he will never, I said, never, pull a boner like he did today!

Now, let's see, you wanted laughs, eh?

luvya and tell Layne he gets LOTS of extra karmic brownie points for babying you, tonight...mehitabel