My ideal folk camp would include, performers like Len Wallace, Utah Phillips and Si Kahn, with Pete Seeger doing a workshop on how to pace yourself, for the long haul.

It would also include folk dance lessons, and all of the students would be clumsier than I...

Also would include some of the other folk processes, like storytelling, and no fail banjo lessons, I can tell the banjo jokes but haven't a clue on how to become the butt of them...

It would also include a mandatory campfire session, attended by the plethora of mudcatters, that have swapped lies here...studying under the tutelage of Art Thieme.

it would also last all through July...there would be nary a black flie or mosquito...it would not rain, the food would be....