Advice to the Starbucks' trainee Version II
by El El Beano
A slow song, to be played slowly, with flamenco chords and much sweeping of the strings with the fingers. Sounding vaguely like a M****** H**** commercial.

Big production number version. Imagine a stringed orchectra and a latin percusion section backing the guitar and singer. Flamenco dancers dressed in red and a mariachi band in pearl white sombreros.

As you make your way through life
Only one way to live it
Appreciate the finer things
Like coffee from a civet

The civet picks the finest beans
To process them uniquely
Talk about the gamey taste
But mention it obliquely

Some coffee makes you stay awake
Some coffee keeps you hopping
But only Kopi luwak can claim
That its good to the last dropping

Crouching Civet Coffee
is that brand that is the best
What I say is serious
Don't treat it like a jest

Don't laugh at what I tell you
although its rather droll
They even use the civets
for quality control

To insure the finest flavor
All you have to do
is see that it has been passed by
Inspector number two