Seems to me ,if you fart on the inside of the tub,you at least get a bubble bath outta the deal!
The year is 1962.Johnny arrives to pick up his date,Becky. Becky's father leads Johnny into the parlor & sits him down on the couch.
"So,what are you two going to do tonight?"Beckys dad inquires.
"Oh probably just go see a movie"says Johnny.
"Why don't you two go out screwing tonight?"suggests Beckys dad.
"What?"says Johnny, quite surprised.
"Sure,Becky loves to screw"says Dad,"Why she'll screw all night long if we let her".
Just then Becky waltzes into the room wearing her poodle skirt & a tight little sweater."I'm ready Johnny".
Becky kisses her dad & she & Johnny head out for their date,with Johnny in a highly anticipated state of mind.
Twenty minutes later,Becky storms through the front door,sweater torn & hanging from her shoulder,hair tangled & makeup smeared.
And Becky shouts.....THE TWIST DAD,...IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!!!!!!!!!
Hope you're feeling better soon. Ron.