VERSE 1

Have you grown bored with the regular java
Need something bold for your sense of taste?
A volcanic eruption of feline ass-lava
Coffee that's brewed from a civet's own waste!

CHORUS

These beans come from a civet's anus,
And that's what makes our coffee famous!
We charge a lot, but who can blame us?
You'll pay that much, you ignoramus!

VERSE 2

These beans look nice n' brown
Even before they're brewed!
That's because they're found (on the ground)
In a pile of used civet food!

REPEAT CHORUS

BRIDGE

So sit right down, and pull up a "Stool"
We'll serve up a cup of your favorite fuel
Start your day right and we guarantee you'll
Love every bite of our coffee you chew!

REPEAT CHORUS X 2