"So Guest, I'm glad you're not a smoker, good for you! I wouldn't wish all this on anyone. But can the sanctimonius attitude. The only people that ever anger me anymore are zealots on any subject. So have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up."

Dear Spaw,

I'm very happy for you that your operation has been a success and wish you a long, healthy and happy life.

I wish that I had been smart enough to have never smoked. I smoked less than a pack a day for about twenty years and am now dying from inoperable lung cancer. Every cigarette I smoked was a nail in my coffin.

I'm sorry I've offended you by my trying to convince other people how stupid smoking is.