Thanks for the idea Amos. This one is too funny to pass up.

It doesn't taste like hospital coffee he said
What
a rich aroma
Full bodied
syrupy
with a chocolate hint
It woke
me from my coma

Where did you get it?
He implored, like it was his final word.
Where did you get it?
I ignored, like I hadn't even heard.

Then

I replied

Deadpan

The bedpan

RobDale