Not MY hamsters, I hope?

(Though that would be a funny sight, I doubt they'd like it much...)

Hessy walks right up to the bar, and sets a box on the shining (sortof) surface. She is wearing snakeskin, and is obviously revelling in the heat. (It makes her hair even more beautiful than norm - the way it usually is.) "I brought hummus and flatbread! Well, corn chips, but they're sort of flat." She said.

Everyone else in the room stared at Hessy. "What's in it?"

"Chickpeas and spices and garlic."

"Oh, I love that stuff!" Someone said, reaching for it.

"Be careful! It's got a LOT of garlic in it."

"Oh, that's ok, I love garlic."

"I mean, It's got A LOT of garlic -"

"What the-?!!!!!!!!!!" :choke, gasp, cough, water streams from eyes:

Hessy casts a helpless look around the room, and shrugs.