The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #35985   Message #495491
Posted By: Les from Hull
30-Jun-01 - 04:14 PM
Thread Name: BS: Make Me Laugh - My Back's Gone Out!!
Subject: RE: BS: Make Me Laugh - My Back's Gone Out!!
Late addition - this joke from Maggie:

Two nuns are walking down a lonely lane in Translyvania, when Count Dracula leaps out at them from behind a bush.

'It's Dracula!' exclaims one 'quick, show hime yer cross!'

So the other shouts 'Fuck off you pasty-faced long-toothed git!'