You GO flattop!!! Seems like we got a bunch of pseudo-intellectual furbrains who refuse to admit anything exists unless it fits in with what they already believe.

Hey, remember that big alien thing that picked you up and took you to a place where another one of those big alien things performed bizarre acts on you? Remember the cold, slippery flat thing they put you on? Remember all the squeezing and that anal probe thingie? This has happened to so many of us that you can't just put it down to mass hallucination caused by moldy food pellets any more!